Posts tagged the bear jew
Posts tagged the bear jew
Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song.
via Baylen
I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home today, I’ll start working on a new one.
Till then, I’ve posted the two original facts poster for you today.
And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!
Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.
Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!
The Bear Jew has purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka then smacked the shit out of Prince for asking him to.
via Bellydancer
Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is after you. You will be so terrified, you’ll never get the hiccups again. Of course, you’ll also have nightmares that the Bear Jew is going to bash your head in with his bat.
via ToRestOrRange

Why He’s Hot:
- That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: The Bear Jew. That alone should get your loins tingling.
- Fuck a duck! Look at those muscles. All of his Nazi killing has clearly kept him in top physical condition.
- His eyes. Those big, dark balls of hotness let you know that he has killed before, but also that there may be a tender side deep within him. I for one would be willing to explore that further given the chance.
- He looks ridiculously good in a suit. Check him out. He is also the only person in the known universe who can wear pants this high and come out of it looking hot as all hell.
- He doesn’t just beat German soldiers with a club. Bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. I’d be willing to step up to the plate anytime he wanted to swing his ”bat” in my direction, that’s for sure.
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And he knows how to take care of those who start them.
Sharks have a week dedicated to The Bear Jew.
via hey-anna

tzorvas | adammilligan- (via joefro72)
We are on it.
Piratehatter asked this and I was having trouble thinking of one, so we’re polling the people - what do you think is the Bear Jew’s favorite position?
Busted Tees has this little gem and apparently it is on sale this week only! 15% off!

Happy Birthday, Eli!
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