Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song.
via Baylen
Purple Rain
The Bear Jew has purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka then smacked the shit out of Prince for asking him to.
via Bellydancer
Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is after you. You will be so terrified, you’ll never get the hiccups again. Of course, you’ll also have nightmares that the Bear Jew is going to bash your head in with his bat.
via ToRestOrRange
Why He’s Hot:
- That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: The Bear Jew. That alone should get your loins tingling.
- Fuck a duck! Look at those muscles. All of his Nazi killing has clearly kept him in top physical condition.
- His eyes. Those big, dark balls of hotness let you know that he has killed before, but also that there may be a tender side deep within him. I for one would be willing to explore that further given the chance.
- He looks ridiculously good in a suit. Check him out. He is also the only person in the known universe who can wear pants this high and come out of it looking hot as all hell.
- He doesn’t just beat German soldiers with a club. Bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. I’d be willing to step up to the plate anytime he wanted to swing his ”bat” in my direction, that’s for sure.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to The Bear Jew.
via hey-anna
Lee Donowitz(True Romance) is the only known relative of The Bear Jew. All the others went into hiding because they’re too awesome by relation to be around people.
via anonymous
Bear Jew rhymes with orange.
via sweetredemptionx
The average room temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit. When the Bear Jew is in the room, the room temperature is Absolute Zero. Atoms are too scared to move when he’s around.
via Sarah
The Bear Jew is A-Sexual.
Because the only one good enough for the Bear Jew is the Bear Jew.
via birdofshade
it might just be odd but go with me on this one
the record for the worlds largest human penis belonged to a man that had a 10 inch penis… then the Bear Jew came along….NEW RECORD!
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The Bear Jew knew that Harry Potter would kill Voldemort before JK Rowling even wrote the books.
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BEAR JEW HATE TWITARDS
via Ash
Everytime a bell rings another nazi’s head pings (against the bear jews baseball bat!!!)
Everytime a bell rings another nazi’s head pings (against the bear jews baseball bat!!!)
via Raina
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten…
…every time the Bear Jew masturbates, God kills ten Nazis.
via celia
The Bear Jew doesn’t use a night-light because he isn’t scared of the dark. It’s just there because the dark is scared of the Bear Jew.
via Kelly
