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Bear Jew Facts
The answer to life, the Universe, and everything is the Bear Jew.
I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home today, I’ll start working on a new one.
Till then, I’ve posted the two original facts poster for you today.
And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!
Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.
Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!
Purple Rain
The Bear Jew has purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka then smacked the shit out of Prince for asking him to.
via Bellydancer
Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is after you. You will be so terrified, you’ll never get the hiccups again. Of course, you’ll also have nightmares that the Bear Jew is going to bash your head in with his bat.
via ToRestOrRange
The Bear Jew doesn’t take kindly to bullshit rumours.
And he knows how to take care of those who start them.
Sharks have a week dedicated to The Bear Jew.
via hey-anna
(via shosannaquinto)
Bear Jew facts has been open for 9 months now.
In case you forgot, the Bear Jew can make a person pregnant (yep, men too) just with the swing of his bat. How many of you are ready to squeeze that Bear Jew baby out now?
Lee Donowitz(True Romance) is the only known relative of The Bear Jew. All the others went into hiding because they’re too awesome by relation to be around people.
via anonymous
Bear Jew rhymes with orange.
via sweetredemptionx
This happened to me tonight - called the fucker out and he quit his shit. I’m taking a bat to the theater next time.
The average room temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit. When the Bear Jew is in the room, the room temperature is Absolute Zero. Atoms are too scared to move when he’s around.
via Sarah
The Bear Jew is A-Sexual.
Because the only one good enough for the Bear Jew is the Bear Jew.
via birdofshade
