Posts tagged eli roth
Posts tagged eli roth
I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home today, I’ll start working on a new one.
Till then, I’ve posted the two original facts poster for you today.
And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!
Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.
Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!
Why He’s Hot:
- That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: The Bear Jew. That alone should get your loins tingling.
- Fuck a duck! Look at those muscles. All of his Nazi killing has clearly kept him in top physical condition.
- His eyes. Those big, dark balls of hotness let you know that he has killed before, but also that there may be a tender side deep within him. I for one would be willing to explore that further given the chance.
- He looks ridiculously good in a suit. Check him out. He is also the only person in the known universe who can wear pants this high and come out of it looking hot as all hell.
- He doesn’t just beat German soldiers with a club. Bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. I’d be willing to step up to the plate anytime he wanted to swing his ”bat” in my direction, that’s for sure.
And he knows how to take care of those who start them.
Happy Birthday, Eli!
Made By dancinginaminefield
Wishing Eli a very happy and fun birthday!
In case you forgot, the Bear Jew can make a person pregnant (yep, men too) just with the swing of his bat. How many of you are ready to squeeze that Bear Jew baby out now?
Lee Donowitz(True Romance) is the only known relative of The Bear Jew. All the others went into hiding because they’re too awesome by relation to be around people.
Bear Jew rhymes with orange.
This happened to me tonight - called the fucker out and he quit his shit. I’m taking a bat to the theater next time.
The average room temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit. When the Bear Jew is in the room, the room temperature is Absolute Zero. Atoms are too scared to move when he’s around.
Because the only one good enough for the Bear Jew is the Bear Jew.
A couple people recently asked something along these lines. I’ve answered it before, someone limber and who will hang those Nazi scalps when he comes home. But there should be more to her then that.
I pose the same question to you all, what kind of woman is best for the Bear Jew?
the record for the worlds largest human penis belonged to a man that had a 10 inch penis… then the Bear Jew came along….NEW RECORD!