Bear Jew Facts

The Bear Jew scares the ghosts from Insidious. They tried to take his body once, but they ran off...

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:25:29 -0400

The Bear Jew scares the ghosts from Insidious. They tried to take his body once, but they ran off...

There is no Zuul, there is only the Bear Jew.

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 18:55:15 -0400

There is no Zuul, there is only the Bear Jew.

Coming Out Of Retirement For This.

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 12:46:00 -0500

But that “teaser script” for “Kill Bill 3” is bullshit. The twitter account...

FACT: Bear Jew Babies are always as ruggedly handsome like their...

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:53:26 -0500

FACT: Bear Jew Babies are always as ruggedly handsome like their father, the Bear Jew.
A woman should consider herself lucky if the Bear Jew chooses to impregnate her. He only grants a select few the special privilege of raising his sons to be bat-swinging, Nazi-scalping (and not to forget: hairy) maniacs.

The Bear Jew has all of the Deathly Hallows.

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 09:29:45 -0500

The Bear Jew has all of the Deathly Hallows.

The answer to life, the Universe, and everything is the Bear Jew.

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 15:51:52 -0400

If The Bear Jew beat your head in with a baseball bat, you’d have to fight off the strong urge...

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 10:40:06 -0400

If The Bear Jew beat your head in with a baseball bat, you’d have to fight off the strong urge...

Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song. via Baylen

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 10:39:06 -0400

Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song. via Baylen

The Basterds - have to recognize all the Basterds too!

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 08:58:29 -0400

The Basterds - have to recognize all the Basterds too!

I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home...

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 08:56:18 -0400

I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home today, I’ll start working on a new one.

Till then, I’ve posted the two original facts poster for you today.

And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created! Woke up...

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 08:54:37 -0400

And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!

Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.

Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!

One year ago today, Inglourious Basterds arrived in theaters and...

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:13:00 -0400

One year ago today, Inglourious Basterds arrived in theaters and it was off the fucking chain! Wish I could write something better but at the moment I’m beyond tired and can’t think. So tell me your Inglourious Basterds stories, and I’ll try and post some of those up.

As for mine, I went to a midnight showing over in Tampa. Ended up going alone, but sat next to this guy and his kid, who I think was 11 or 12. The dad said this was his first Tarantino movie. I thought that was the coolest thing. My parents would definitely not have taken me to see the movie at that age, and it would have been lame shit. So major props to parents who know what’s up and will take their kids to see a Tarantino flick.

Purple Rain

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 13:47:13 -0400

The Bear Jew has purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka then smacked the shit out of...

roguisheames / ridethekick / badwolfs

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 13:39:12 -0400

roguisheames / ridethekick / badwolfs

Can you use inception on the Bear Jew?

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:49:49 -0400

You can try but when you get down there he will probably have his way with you before sending you...

Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is...

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 15:31:00 -0400

Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is...

whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you...

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:40:16 -0400

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: The Bear Jew. That alone should get your loins tingling.

Fuck a duck! Look at those muscles. All of his Nazi killing has clearly kept him in top physical condition.

His eyes. Those big, dark balls of hotness let you know that he has killed before, but also that there may be a tender side deep within him. I for one would be willing to explore that further given the chance.

He looks ridiculously good in a suit. Check him out. He is also the only person in the known universe who can wear pants this high and come out of it looking hot as all hell.

He doesn’t just beat German soldiers with a club. Bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. I’d be willing to step up to the plate anytime he wanted to swing his ”bat” in my direction, that’s for sure.

{submission}

The Bear Jew doesn't take kindly to bullshit rumours.

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:25:18 -0400

And he knows how to take care of those who start them.

Which does the bear jew prefer? Staring at people or actually having sex?

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:29:13 -0400

Why have a prefence when he can enjoy doing both at the same time?

I am a blonde hair blue eyed german.....but i am also jewish. should i be afraid?

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:23:09 -0400

Nope. Typically, the blonde hair, blue eyed, German Nazi’s are the ones who need to be afraid.