Bear Jew Facts

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Why He’s Hot:

1. That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: The Bear Jew. That alone should get your loins tingling.
2. Fuck a duck! Look at those muscles. All of his Nazi killing has clearly kept him in top physical condition.
3. His eyes. Those big, dark balls of hotness let you know that he has killed before, but also that there may be a tender side deep within him. I for one would be willing to explore that further given the chance.
4. He looks ridiculously good in a suit. Check him out. He is also the only person in the known universe who can wear pants this high and come out of it looking hot as all hell.
5. He doesn’t just beat German soldiers with a club. Bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. I’d be willing to step up to the plate anytime he wanted to swing his ”bat” in my direction, that’s for sure.

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