Can the Bear Jew fall deeply in love with a woman?
No, it is the woman who falls deeply in love with the Bear Jew. It’s his choice to reciprocate or retaliate.
May 2010
19 posts
People who drive while talking on their cellphones annoy me. How does the Bear Jew deal with such people?
He carries a bat in his car for such occasions.
April 2010
19 posts
i keep hearing this noise of something beating against my wall and if it is the bear jew what should i feel? (emotion wise or whatever ;))
You should feel a little scared but aroused entirely. Good things will be banging against your walls soon.
what would happen if a woman refused to give the bear jew what he wanted(if you know what i mean ;))
The only woman who would refuse, would be a women of the S.S. and we ALL now what would happen to that bitch.
what would happen if a girl ran up randomly to the bear jew and kissed him ??
She wouldn’t get that far - the Bear Jew has this aura around him, you get within 5 feet of him you get knocked down unexpectedly, wake up after being in a coma for a week just to find out you’re pregnant.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Bear Jew?
Zero. Wood chucks have been known to associate with Nazis. They try to Bear Jew but they end up killing themselves.
Bear Jew facts has been open for 9 months now.
In case you forgot, the Bear Jew can make a person pregnant (yep, men too) just with the swing of his bat. How many of you are ready to squeeze that Bear Jew baby out now?
Lee Donowitz(True Romance) is the only known relative of The Bear Jew. All the others went into hiding because they’re too awesome by relation to be around people.
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International List of Holocaust Museums →
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Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day - if you are able to visit any of these museums, I’d recomend it, if not today, take the oppurtunity visit at some point.
this might be a somewhat odd question but what is the length of the bear jew's (ahem) ...penis? ;)
Don’t know numbers but the man needs 3 hands to pee, I’ll just put it that way.
Bear Jew rhymes with orange.
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The average room temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit. When the Bear Jew is in the room, the room temperature is Absolute Zero. Atoms are too scared to move when he’s around.
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