Bear Jew Facts

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February 2010

71 posts

Poetry

Scharführer Rachtman
Has perished in vain
For he swung a bat
Right into his brain

He killed Adolf Hitler
Right in the Première
And splattered his guts
And intestines right there

You know what his name is
They call him Bear Jew
If you are a Nazi
He’s coming for you

From Felipe Banks

Feb 27, 201013 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #poetry #submission

The Bear Jew once hit an albino Nazi so hard, he turned him black.

Feb 27, 201016 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #facts
Everyone wants to know why the Bear Jew is so hairy...

…it’s simple his body hair destroys all razors on contact.

via boringshiksa

Feb 23, 201010 notes
#eli roth #Inglourious Basterds #the bear jew #facts #submission
The Bear Jew Is Just Waiting For The Right Time,

to eliminate Miley Cyrus with one swing of a bat.

via wingedbaboon

Feb 21, 201017 notes
#eli roth #Twitter #inglourious basterds #facts #submission
If you spell The Bear Jew out in Scrable,

You win forever.

via boringshiksa

Feb 21, 201018 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #facts #submission
Feb 16, 201070 notes
#Inglourious Basterds

Roses are Red
Daises are White
There’s Nothing Like
Taking Out Hitler’s 3rd Reich

via sweetasspaterson

Feb 16, 201016 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine #submission

Roses are Pretty
Violets are Dandy
When Nazi’s are Around
Keep A Bear Jew Handy

via sweetasspaterson

Feb 16, 201014 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine #submission

(I know these are late)

Roses are Super
Bleeding Hearts are A Doll
Taking Out Nazi’s For You
Both Big and Small

(not children nazi’s, just short ones)

via sweetasspaterson

Feb 15, 20102 notes
#eli roth #inglourious basterds #the bear jew #valentine #submission
Roses are Lovely Violets are Fun Hitler's Pretty Face Was Taken Out by a Gun

via Anonymous

Feb 15, 20104 notes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you dont send him a valentine, The Bear Jew will smack your head in with a bat.

via acidgirl

Feb 15, 201015 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine #submission

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Bear Jew will beat you to death and take your wife too!

via acidgirl

Feb 15, 20109 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine #submission

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your fucked because of the bear jew

via acidgirl

Feb 14, 20107 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine #submission
Feb 14, 201065 notes
#the bear jew #aldo the apche #inglourious basterds #valentine #eli roth
Feb 14, 201085 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine
Feb 14, 201059 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine
Feb 14, 2010112 notes
#the bear jew #inglourious basterds #eli roth #valentine
Feb 14, 201012 notes
#the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine
Feb 14, 201040 notes
#the bear jew #inglourious basterds #valentine #eli roth
Romantic Weekend

The Bear Jew is going to take his lady on a romantic weekend in Paris. After all, since it’s in Nazi Occupied France he will be able to kill two birds with one stone… or Nazis, I should say.

via professionalcloudbuster

Feb 14, 20107 notes
#eli roth #the bear jew #inglourious basterds #facts #valentine's day #submission
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