June 2011
1 post
The Bear Jew scares the ghosts from Insidious. They tried to take his body once, but they ran off when they saw what he did to the red guy.
April 2011
1 post
There is no Zuul, there is only the Bear Jew.
January 2011
1 post
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Coming Out Of Retirement For This.
But that “teaser script” for “Kill Bill 3” is bullshit. The twitter account it came from is fake - Edgar Wright even called it out. And if you don’t care about wasting a minute of your life and you decide to read the “script” please remember that when the Bride kills Vernita Green, it happens during the day, not at night. Not to mention the whopping three...
December 2010
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November 2010
1 post
The Bear Jew has all of the Deathly Hallows.
October 2010
3 posts
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The answer to life, the Universe, and everything...
If The Bear Jew beat your head in with a baseball bat, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
via ricki
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Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song.
via Baylen
August 2010
9 posts
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Purple Rain
The Bear Jew has purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka then smacked the shit out of Prince for asking him to.
via Bellydancer
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silentshadowstakeaction asked: Can you use inception on the Bear Jew?
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Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is after you. You will be so terrified, you’ll never get the hiccups again. Of course, you’ll also have nightmares that the Bear Jew is going to bash your head in with his bat.
via ToRestOrRange
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July 2010
6 posts
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The Bear Jew doesn't take kindly to bullshit...
And he knows how to take care of those who start them.
Anonymous asked: Which does the bear jew prefer? Staring at people or actually having sex?
Anonymous asked: I am a blonde hair blue eyed german.....but i am also jewish. should i be afraid?
Anonymous asked: Does the Bear Jew like waffles?
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Sharks have a week dedicated to The Bear Jew.
via hey-anna
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June 2010
25 posts
neverfadexxx-deactivated2010122 asked: how many jews could a bearjew jew if a bearjew could jew jews?
Anonymous asked: Does the Bear Jew like the Beatles?
The Bear Jew's Cat
will fuck you up.
Anonymous asked: Does the Bear Jew have unlimited texting?
Anonymous asked: I don't have a bat to protect myself, How do I call on the Bear Jew for help?
Anonymous asked: Would the bear jew ever have sex with a minor? Cause im only 15.
lizlemonextract asked: According to security system commercials, I am an easy target for predators because I am female. I just bought a baseball bat for my protection, and I have never felt this safe in my life. Thanks, Bear Jew!
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Most people fear the Reaper. The Bear Jew...
Anonymous asked: Has the bear jew heard about the crazy racist family that was on the Tyra show?
Is he going to 'take care' of these people?
Is he going to 'take care' of these people?
Anonymous asked: The bear jew is in my house. What do I do?
Anonymous asked: snozberries? whos ever heard of snozberries?
Anonymous asked: Does the bear jew even have a hat?
Anonymous asked: does the bear jew like blueberries?
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420swagswagswagswagswag-deactiv asked: Where does the Bear Jew hang his hat?
sweetasspaterson asked: if you had to, is there anywhere in the universe you could hide and the bear jew wouldn't be able to find you?
Anonymous asked: does the bear jew mind ladies with a little belly? cuz i want him in my bed. now.
Anonymous asked: does the bear jew have... a lady friend?
caffeinatedpixie asked: So, when the Bear Jew going to be coming for Helen Thomas?
Fact
The Bear Jew will bring you flowers for your birthday.
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What is the Bear Jew's favourite position with a...
Piratehatter asked this and I was having trouble thinking of one, so we’re polling the people - what do you think is the Bear Jew’s favorite position?
The introduction to the video game Zero Wing is wrong. All your base are belong to the Bear Jew.
Rhianna's Rude Boy was originally called Bear Jew.
The Bear Jew made her change it because the Bear Jew can always get it up.
Goldielocks and the Bear Jew
The Bear Jew killed Goldielocks. Some little Aryan bitch eating his porridge and sleeping in his bed? Yeah, he didn’t think so.
The Bear Jew doesn’t need to shit in the woods. He just shits on YOU.
The Bear Jew ALWAYS reaches Lady Gaga on her telephone.
May 2010
19 posts
Anonymous asked: I know the Bear Jew is always in the mood for some action. But if I wanted some action with the Bear Jew, where would I find him?
Anonymous asked: When the Bear Jew makes his awesome appearances in movies, does he like to get some loving from the girls on set
