Bear Jew Facts

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The Bear Jew scares the ghosts from Insidious. They tried to take his body once, but they ran off when they saw what he did to the red guy.

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Coming Out Of Retirement For This.

But that “teaser script” for “Kill Bill 3” is bullshit. The twitter account it came from is fake - Edgar Wright even called it out. And if you don’t care about wasting a minute of your life and you decide to read the “script” please remember that when the Bride kills Vernita Green, it happens during the day, not at night. Not to mention the whopping three page teaser is just plain shit. Yes that’s my opinion, but I have faith in Quentin that he can write something a hell of a lot better. Now it’s time to get all nerdy, but I don’t think it’ll be called Kill Bill 3. Bill is dead and technically, it’s the second movie. Kill Bill was split into two volumes for time and story [I’m still waiting for the Whole Bloody Affair].

Do what you will with this, but I wouldn’t take any of the shit you see from this twitter account seriously.

And as for the Chloe Moretz casting, do I think it would be awesome? Yes. But do I think it’s true? No. I remember at one point Quentin saying the whole reason he would wait to do the sequel was because the two original girls who played the daughters would be old enough to return to their roles. Could that change? Of course, it’s his fucking movie, he can cast whoever he wants, but I’m just saying.

Basically all this is just a warning to not get your hopes up with all the bullshit that is coming from that fake account.

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FACT: Bear Jew Babies are always as ruggedly handsome like their father, the Bear Jew.A woman should consider herself lucky if the Bear Jew chooses to impregnate her. He only grants a select few the special privilege of raising his sons to be bat-swinging, Nazi-scalping (and not to forget: hairy) maniacs.

FACT: Bear Jew Babies are always as ruggedly handsome like their father, the Bear Jew.
A woman should consider herself lucky if the Bear Jew chooses to impregnate her. He only grants a select few the special privilege of raising his sons to be bat-swinging, Nazi-scalping (and not to forget: hairy) maniacs.

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If The Bear Jew beat your head in with a baseball bat, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.

via ricki

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And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!
Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.
Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!

And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!

Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.

Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!

Filed under The Bear Jew Eli Roth Inglourious Basterds facts

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One year ago today, Inglourious Basterds arrived in theaters and it was off the fucking chain! Wish I could write something better but at the moment I’m beyond tired and can’t think. So tell me your Inglourious Basterds stories, and I’ll try and post some of those up.
As for mine, I went to a midnight showing over in Tampa. Ended up going alone, but sat next to this guy and his kid, who I think was 11 or 12. The dad said this was his first Tarantino movie. I thought that was the coolest thing. My parents would definitely not have taken me to see the movie at that age, and it would have been lame shit. So major props to parents who know what’s up and will take their kids to see a Tarantino flick.

One year ago today, Inglourious Basterds arrived in theaters and it was off the fucking chain! Wish I could write something better but at the moment I’m beyond tired and can’t think. So tell me your Inglourious Basterds stories, and I’ll try and post some of those up.

As for mine, I went to a midnight showing over in Tampa. Ended up going alone, but sat next to this guy and his kid, who I think was 11 or 12. The dad said this was his first Tarantino movie. I thought that was the coolest thing. My parents would definitely not have taken me to see the movie at that age, and it would have been lame shit. So major props to parents who know what’s up and will take their kids to see a Tarantino flick.

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silentshadowstakeaction asked: Can you use inception on the Bear Jew?

You can try but when you get down there he will probably have his way with you before sending you straight to limbo.