The Bear Jew ALWAYS knows where Waldo is.
via Anonymous
When the Bear Jew plays “Guess Who”, he doesn’t ask any questions. He stares at his game board until all the pieces flip down in fright, except for one. And that one, without fail, is the person you chose.
Correction: The Bear Jew invented sperm banks, and they actually only use his. He only lets other guys go there to make them feel better about not being him.
As a poor college student, the Bear Jew went to the local sperm bank to make some quick cash. He retired later that day.
The Bear Jew once had sexual intercourse with a female Blue Whale just to prove he was the most masculine beast on the planet.
Yoda had one son. He gave him the gift of the bat. That son had 2 sons. He gave one the gift of pitying fools and the other the gift of the roundhouse kick.
via dionysos morrison
If you know some one who doesn’t like the Bear Jew, you won’t know them for long.
The Bear Jew is the reason for Attention Deficit Disorder. There is no way anyone can pay attention when they know the Bear Jew is lurking.
Inglourious Basterds meets The Office
The Bear Jews only feared enemy is glitter.
[Story is still unfolding but for more information visit @eliroth on twitter.]
via constantlybored
He did.
(via thebearjew)
